costco-core

Buy and wear clothes from Costco.

That getup is very Costcocore! Great Newbalances bro

Ew, what are you wearing? That's so Costcocore

Trying to be a spy? Dress Costco-core and be fully incognito

by anarchism` March 25, 2024

costco guys

People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.

Hey look at those costco guys right there with their chicken bake.

by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024

Costa Cardio

Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?

He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.

by Pimpninja March 29, 2024

Costco shame

The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.

The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.

She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,

She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.

by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024

Costarian

Someone who throws rocks at cars and ignores warnings

Ethan is such a costarian

by Collumbus9000 April 23, 2024

costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.

Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024