Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.

After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.

by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018

canberra boy

Canberra boy AKA total fuck boy. Will totally play you and keep you on edge. Only in it for the sex.

Man Jacobs desperate for sex. Jill - ofcourse he is he is a Canberra boy

by Downtotheearthdroptodaocean March 9, 2018

coner

In short, a term for a “car-boner”. A person will have a coner if they become obsessed with a car they see.

Guy 1: Yo, that Lambo over there is so cool.

Guy 2: Yeah, it’s cool.

Guy 1: I have to see it up close.

Guy 2: You have a huge coner, dude.

by DoggyDitto May 20, 2018

Conkerhax

The man that rapes trees

Conkerhax saw a sexy tree in the park and he rapped it

by Cpt.Qweef June 28, 2018

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend from a delegation that isn't yours.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Coner

When Conant has a boner.

Dude look at cone-daddy
Yeah he has a coner.

by Qwack November 15, 2018