cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis

Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 15, 2009

Cocknose

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

cocknose

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005

Coconut Rooster

also know as a Coconut Bunny.

A title worn by a an absolutley gorgeous Dark Elven Spellhowler called Matzo (a brand of jewish cracker)

Coconut Rooster is best served on Matzo crackers.

Matzo the spellhowler likes to eat coconut roosters while making coconut rooster noises.

by Ram Rod September 5, 2008

coconut

1. A fur covered fruit that falls from a coconut tree.
2. a person from an ilsand country or background.

hey i saw a coconut down the street,
really/
yeah he was eating a thong

by ,hillhog. September 5, 2007

coconut

A Mexican that is white and hairy on the outside but white on the inside.

Look at those coconuts dancing to those 80's rock songs!!

by Princesa Diana November 3, 2008

Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011