Christopher 

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

Christopher by aimzas April 6, 2021

christopher 

plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans

person 1: you act like christopher
person 2: 😭

christopher by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021

Christopher 

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

Christopher by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021

Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.

Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya

Christophilia by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021

christopher capers 

Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083

Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus

christopher capers by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021

christophane

such a cutipieeeeee

christophane is such a cutipieeeeee

christophane by christophane June 7, 2021

Christopher Rutter 

A CCT paramedic who pukes on cardiac arrests.

I almost pulled a christopher rutter on that call.

Christopher Rutter by rutter4l June 13, 2021