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Jesus Christ

This is the first part(same guy like before)

1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.

You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
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Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.
Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?
by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011
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anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence
all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology
by Gambino6 July 14, 2023
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christ rifle

I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?
by Ejdjdbajw December 28, 2021
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Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020
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what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024
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Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.
Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)
by ~Purple-Panta~ March 29, 2022
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