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A chode's son.
by Kid December 21, 2003
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Run To The Green Cards

A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)



Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.

We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
by Kisstobell April 20, 2009
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Poke'mon Cards

A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.
6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.
by pokemon cards suck August 4, 2007
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caresmatic

Someone who is caresmatic is known to end up being crazy.
Hitler was too caresmatic
by bnaynayy May 25, 2007
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chasing cars

To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers
" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
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Caris

Caris is bootifool girl, she goes out with a boy called Logan. He has a weird stench on him. And a really bad hair cut. They go perfect together because they booth stink. Logan doesn’t go for moths. Especially **** is a moth. They are perfect together. Tyyyylllerrrrr is a faggot
Woah is that Caris and Logan!there so cute! Ew is that a moth
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Carlstadt

Located in Bergen County, possibly the worst town ever. Less than a square mile, it somehow manages 3 pizza places. Obviously some sort of German from the name. It's basically East Rutherford's porter potty
"Hey mannn I'm bored let's go to a stupid town"
"We should check out Carlstadt!"
by poopycakakaface February 2, 2009
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