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Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.
She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.
by bigpiece June 17, 2020
mugGet the Bum Lungsmug.

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.
Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"
by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015
mugGet the bum uddermug.

Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.
I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.
by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020
mugGet the Clay bummug.

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.
by blumpkins July 7, 2004
mugGet the Bum swagglermug.

bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.
Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.
by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009
mugGet the bum nuzzlermug.

Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
by Bochy e December 4, 2019
mugGet the Bum Roadmug.

bum a dart

1: Hey man can I bum a dart?
2: Sure *hands cigarette*
1: Thanks man
by Rip 905 November 27, 2019
mugGet the bum a dartmug.

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