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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.
I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.
by casefacee November 6, 2009
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Tiller Brain

the affect on one's brain and muscle memory from steering a sailboat with a tiller.
Tom has tiller brain. He cannot steer the new boat with a wheel.
by Siouxmac April 10, 2010
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Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.
Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.
by Dort32 December 8, 2010
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Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.
Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!
by TheUltimateRide June 9, 2011
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Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 16, 2011
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Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.
Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.
by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013
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