Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

bend the block

circling a neighborhood to attract the dope boys. used to avoid bringing attention to a trap house.

yo homie, bend the block so i can get the glass.

by peezy f baby May 17, 2011

clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

by B January 7, 2004

Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

by Ericzander February 23, 2011

Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.

Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit

by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

cunt blocking

The act of actually blocking and preventing another from sexualy advanceing towards another or more.

It is the opposite of cock blocking.

It is when it happens to a female as opposed to a male.

"Can you please distract that girl for me? She is cunt blocking me from my guy"

"I wish that girl will stop cunt blocking me"

"He is cunt blocking me because I cocked blocked him last saturday night."

by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 11, 2006

small block

A small block is an engine block with usually less than 6 litres of displacement. Although there have been exceptions where the displacement has been more than 6 litres and one of them is the ever famous 427 or 7.0 litre engine.

A small block is an engine block. Pretty simple, an engine block is a machined part that holds the pistons and other parts into place. It is basically the frame of the engine. Displacement describes the total air/fuel mixture an engine can draw in during one complete engine cycle.

by Jeff Kingyens October 21, 2006