A boy who has a small dick
by Austin Mondile January 09, 2019
by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017
by TubbyMarshmallow April 03, 2018
by swoleboi November 08, 2018
The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
by Austin Horton December 19, 2016
by Bryanna baker September 13, 2020
The capitol city of Texas. While very beautiful,it is filled with idiotic liberal mars volta fans and backwater conservative rich cowboys. Home of the University of Texas,many college kids who believe they're individuals house themselves on sixth street. And while it's the live music capitol of the world,it's population consists of whiny yuppies with vague political agendas and an effinity for drinking. Good to go to for various national acts and performances,and the occasional trip to waterloo records to find any and all albums you might want...but I wouldn't suggest living there due to the fact that the only good part of it is downtown and the cost of living doesn't compensate for the social morons who lurk about.
by Mike Sharp October 11, 2005