The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

video will play after advertisement

A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.

Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by RightPurpose February 3, 2019

Before and After

Taking a dump so large, you wish you weighed yourself 'before and after'

"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"

"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"

by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

afterparty

Where you go after the bars tell you "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here" and kick your drunk ass out to the curb. Here you'll listen to really repetitive techno music (that sounds better after the extacy kicks in), watch gay men dance with their shirts off, and pay $8 for a bottled water.

Lets go to that afterparty at 1372 and see if we can score some E.

by Nunya Dam Bidnezz March 10, 2004

Lets have a drink after finals

- No strings attached sex

Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!

by RJgetschicks1 May 3, 2005

aftergasm

After the finale of a reality show, the gossip and tell all show that is aired, anticipated

-(example)
in particular, the 2009 "The Bachelor"- What happened in the Fantacy Room? Or, who DID Jason have sex with? Will have to wait and watch the Aftergasm

by suzy2que February 19, 2009