After Birth

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.

After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.

by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011

getting after it

To drink alcohol and get shitfaced.

Rick: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Bmurph: We're going to the bar and getting after it.

by Slick Ricky September 18, 2008

After Poop

"After poop" is the feeling of refreshment or feeling happy after you pinched a grande poo It was thought of by the ex blogger, adamaldhanki in may of 2008

"I just took a four pound dump. Try to imagine how great the after poop is."

by heythereitskeith August 16, 2011

After-effects

See Consequences

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

after 5 o'clock

Term used to describe unprofessionalism. Someone using profanity or vulgarity to ridicule or reprimand someone usually in a work environment. Synonymous with verbally "going off on someone".

"Joanie is usually good at handling complaints, but she went "after 5 o'clock" on that customer. I have never heard so many four letter words in a row."

by Jimi James February 6, 2008

after lunch dump

Taking a serious dump after returning to work from lunch.

Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.

by Kriz24 May 28, 2008

After Cheese

The Left over cheese in the box of a McDonald's :Big Mac,Double Quarter pounder with cheese, & just a plane cheese burger.

Wow.That was a good burger.Time to scrape off the AFTER CHEESE.

by Laughingdude June 19, 2008