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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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acting bcl

BCL stands for Bitch Cunt Loser

Also a phrase you shout when things aren’t going your way
You seem to be acting BCL right now
by Are you tired of the adds August 11, 2023
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The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
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act like you got some sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.
by anonymous October 6, 2023
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Acting like andy

Andy - to be a little smug shit and acts like little pussy.
Why are you acting like Andy?
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Don't act

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.
Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP
by Dontact November 14, 2020
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Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
by QuacksO November 16, 2020
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