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Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.
The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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EA Sports

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Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry
Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)
by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019
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meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues
"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"
by Pasty C April 12, 2022
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Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
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EA Sports

pay $20 to buy the Title Pack, with a chance to pull the rest of this intro.
Pay $100 for a guaranteed chance at this sentence to finish the EA Sports intro!!!
by 999_WRLD April 7, 2020
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sports glad

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?
by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010
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