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X-box

Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.
xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x!! I'm so lee7!
by Possessed Merkin January 9, 2005
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xbox360

Xbox 360 will own the damn market of game consoles. what does nintendo have a special two remote looking controller that interact with the television, that is gonna be tight for a while; but its lack of graphics is gonna make it lose the race. ppl say the graphics difference isnt such a big deal, it isnt now but when the full potentiol of microsoft n sony's console graphics are exposed itll make a huge difference. The PS3 is going to have better graphics then the 360, thats all it got. They are not even that much of difference, n its no difference what so ever when both put in HDTV. What games do we have to look forward to? Devil may cry and kingdom hearts. You cant mention Metal gear or GTA or Final Fantasy because in the past all games have been known to make remakes with other consoles with updated gameplay. So those are about the only games that will be exclusively for ps3, and the ones for xbox are Halo previously 10 out of 10 game of the year, Fable 2 previous rpg of the year, the elder series e3 game of the year, gears of war, saint row, The ninga gaiden series, and Mechassault. Now thats 7 games right off the back, n kingdom hearts and devil may cry (neither award winners) is not enough to make up for that. So srry sony and nintendo, but the XBOX 360 GOT THAT SHYT ON LOCK.
Christmas
"Here is the Playstation you wanted hunny."
"Playstation, Playstaion, i asked for a fckin xbox360; i thought you loved me!!!"
by J from da MIA November 28, 2006
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xbox360

The successor to Microsoft's Xbox. Set to be released this November, will be the first next-gen console out on the market.

Also know as Xbox 1.5
Microsoft thinks that being the first console out will make them the winner in the next-gen console wars, but it takes more than just being the first out the door to be proclaimed the winner (just look at what happened to the Dreamcast).

Judging by what has been seen so far, many people have been left less than impressed. They're gonna learn the hard way what it means to be Sony's bitch. Sony will crush them like little punk ass roaches.
by Paul Rodriguez May 15, 2005
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A third rate gaming console ment only for First Person Shooters,Spammers,Halo,Douchebags,Red Rings of Death,Cheap Bastrds who cant afford shit and Nintendo and Sony haters.
Xbox360 fan:XbOx RuLeZZ!!! Me:WTF is wrong with you?
by PHILRYABKIN March 19, 2009
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Xboxing

The act of going onto xbox live and starting "Fights" with other players over the headset to the point where they threaten to come beat you up and both of you begin talking about how the actual fight is going to go down.
Sam was xboxing all day with some twelve year olds playing Halo Reach, and won almost every "Fight" he got into too.
by FanficNick November 30, 2011
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X-Box

A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs.

The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.

The reason most people hate it is because

A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked

Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?

The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.

So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
by MPseMp April 29, 2005
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A console that will make you go 360 degrees and then moonwalk away.
Why do they call it Xbox360.
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
by Ichi#tripcode January 19, 2008
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