Awkward "X" refers to any word or phrase created as an alternative to the "awkward turtle." This is often done to try to enhance the funny of the original idea, or to rank the new word in reference to awkward turtle, but tends to end up being a painfully obvious "third joke."
"Seriously, awkward turtle was pretty damn funny when the person first came up with it, but now people are trying to keep the funny on life support but end up third joking the shit out of it...the advent of the awkward "X"."
Awkward dog, awkward monkey, awkward military junta, awkward pork chop, etc etc etc.
Awkward dog, awkward monkey, awkward military junta, awkward pork chop, etc etc etc.
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Get the OS X mug.Person: I just bought SYNAPSE X man!
Person 2: does it look that i care about a lego game exploit you absolute donke-
Person 2: does it look that i care about a lego game exploit you absolute donke-
by memedaser April 13, 2021
Get the Synapse X mug.A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs.
The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.
The reason most people hate it is because
A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked
Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?
The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.
So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.
The reason most people hate it is because
A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked
Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?
The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.
So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
by MPseMp April 29, 2005
Get the X-Box mug.When it is more effective to use a general letter x rather than a concrete numeral to represent a number, whose value constantly varies—an economic way to convey the idea of a variable in an equation or a mathematical sentence.
Why an X, and not an A, B, or C is because the letters x, y, and z have traditionally been used to stand for unknowns, while the letters a, b, and c for constants.
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Gamecuber: don't you come near me, X-cox.
X-boxer: you wanna start somethin' lamecube?
Platstationer: Come on, this is getting old guys.
X-boxer: you stay outta this!
Gamecuber:Yeah, you shut the hell up!
X-boxer: you wanna start somethin' lamecube?
Platstationer: Come on, this is getting old guys.
X-boxer: you stay outta this!
Gamecuber:Yeah, you shut the hell up!
by Sony65 November 1, 2004
Get the X-cox mug.A hybrid generation stuck between the analogue Baby Boomer and digital Generation Y.
Because of their dual identity(half analogue/half digital), Gen X have been put under economical oppression. It is more profitable to invest in the homogenous Baby Boomer and Gen Y. Investing in Gen X means splitting the money in two witch leads to un-optimal performance for the economy.
Another drawback of this dual identity is that it is easy to make them look like whatever you want them to be. At first they were compared to lazy communist, so that the Baby Boomer would not need to give them room on the work force. Secondly they were compared to violent and aggressive terriorist, because they tried a little to hard to get back to work forcing the Baby Boomer wall while woman and immigrants were being accommodated. There is a step three to come that i will not mention here.
Woman and immigrants of the same age group are exempt from this conspiracy.
Because of their dual identity(half analogue/half digital), Gen X have been put under economical oppression. It is more profitable to invest in the homogenous Baby Boomer and Gen Y. Investing in Gen X means splitting the money in two witch leads to un-optimal performance for the economy.
Another drawback of this dual identity is that it is easy to make them look like whatever you want them to be. At first they were compared to lazy communist, so that the Baby Boomer would not need to give them room on the work force. Secondly they were compared to violent and aggressive terriorist, because they tried a little to hard to get back to work forcing the Baby Boomer wall while woman and immigrants were being accommodated. There is a step three to come that i will not mention here.
Woman and immigrants of the same age group are exempt from this conspiracy.
So, if you have chest hair and don't need medecine to have an erection, i suggest you move to another country.
Generation X are also compared to the Lost Generation.
Generation X are also compared to the Lost Generation.
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