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Prairie Whale

"Look at that fat chick" "that's a prairie whale right there"
by Teibergn July 16, 2023
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heck of a whaler

This simply describes a specimen of the obese sub-species of humans. Common characteristics are huge-sized, full-packed with blubber and idiotic.
Hey dude, did you see that heck of a whaler come crashing straight through the door?!
by irritated September 10, 2005
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Rarely Seen Land Whale

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012
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fresh water whales

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.
by john dogood December 1, 2014
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Explode the Whale

1. An action that has has good intent, but has quite unexpected and possibly messy consequences.

2. Naming the source of conflict and getting it out in the open. The results of which may not be pretty, but it is far better than leaving it to fester.

3. The abrupt release of any unresolved tension that has built up over time, whether intentionally or randomly. With unpleasant results.

ORIGIN

The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970

A Brief History of Exploding Whales (from theatlantic.com/technology)
Origin:
The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970 can be seen as a metaphor for life situations, when you intend something quite different to what actually happens.

Other notable whale explosions mirror that awkward situation in life when you realize you can't let something just sit there and fester, but doing something about it will get messy.

Examples:

in a meeting: "Look we all know what's going on - why don't we just explode the whale and deal with it."

from theatrical improv: where a partner abruptly shuts down the scene by doing something too outrageous. "When you shot the other guy in your scene you really exploded the whale"

Waiting for something bad to happen: "Wow, this situation is tense…any minute now the whale's going to explode! And I don't want to be around when it happens!"
by steeroop May 2, 2014
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Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner
Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled
by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018
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