where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

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[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.

Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.

by Travya October 13, 2008

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From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

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I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

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Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

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Where’s Dazzle?

A horror game set in dandy’s world, where Razzle and Dazzle join looey’s circus, but Dazzle goes missing, and a dark skin is attached to him. You have to try and find him! But based on how the game plays out, I don’t think he wants to be found…

Where’s Dazzle?

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025

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