uncle fister

someone who fantasises constantly about fisting- ANYTHING and who will go to any lengths to fullfill this fantasy

oi you! stop going at that there turkey you old uncle fister you i catch you at it one more time and i'll get the RSPCA on you.

by letty July 9, 2003

uncle roy

"Uncle" Roy Washington

A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.

Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Uncle Billys

The best damn resturant in Chipley, Fl.

Friend 1: I am feelin Uncle Billys for lunch today...

Friend 2: HELL YEAH! That place is the best damn resturaunt in Chipley Florida!!!

by SweetTea Cutts March 2, 2010

uncle sticky

large man who has the "cash box" and sells awesome stuff out of his van.

ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.

yo uncle sticky is coming to town and hes got the dope shit man .....dinga

by dan daley April 25, 2005

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby that has sighns on his white van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Girl1.Omg did you see coleby in his white van .
Girl2. He's Such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

uncle duty

another term for pedophilia

A further problem occurred when a Michigan case against uncle duty was tossed out of court.

by Douglas Duncan July 30, 2017

Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.

Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.

by Soul_Driver June 18, 2022