tumbladdict

1. Someone who literally CAN NOT survive without getting on tumblr at least once a day.
2. Someone who thinks everyone will die in a horrible tragedy if they do not log on at least once a day to post indie pictures, emo quotes, and naked Harry Potter pictures.
3. Generally, just someone who is fuckawesome.

1. Dude that guy is pelting the waitress with shrimp because she won't give him wi-fi access so he can get on tumblr. Total tumbladdict.

2. If I don't get on tumblr right this second, Y2K is going to occur belatedly! No, I'm NOT a tumbladdict! I'm serious!

3. Guy: I have a tumblr.
Girl: Please have sex with my vagina now, you are a glorious tumbladdict please.

by harryfuckingpotter July 4, 2010

Bum Tumbler

Someone who disturbs sleeping or intoxicated homeless people by knocking them over. Similar to cattle tipping. May also be used as a derogatory term.

That Andrew is a dirty bum tumbler.

by SomeGuy1981 June 30, 2011

Tumblrina

A person, more specifically a female who gets easily offended and triggered by things within their natural surroundings. They are usually killjoys, demostrate obsessive compulsive behavior on certain topics. Some could say it's derogatory.

I was at the con with my friend's girlfriend Jocelyn when I said something that caused the inner Tumblrina within her to come out.

by PseudoSpencer February 28, 2017

Tumbleweeding

A popular method of foreplay that resembles the rolling behaviour of a tumbleweed. To begin, partner 1 lies on top of the bed, face up, with their ankles hanging off of the side. Partner 2 takes partner 1s ankles and begins raising partner 1s legs. After partner 1s legs have been raised, partner 2 quickly throws them back down, forcing partner 1 to do the worm in the air. As this action is repeated, partner 1 will begin to resemble a tumbleweed drifting through the wild west. Partner 1 will also develop a massive boner, regardless of gender.

"I love tumbleweeding you"

by Buhboat17701342069 March 20, 2019

tumblrette

a girl that uses the blog site tumblr, posting cute pictures of mostly shoes, puppies, and celebrities.

did you see that blog, pradajbforeverslut ? such a tumblrette.

by amidnightmess December 14, 2010

Tumblrite

A common mineral found in the lining of veins and arteries of a sector of females.
It has a strange property that hasn't been fully understood by biologists and physicists.
It's been observed that this material acts as a gateway for chromosomes to become absorbed through the walls of the blood ways. And become one with the blood.
Thus sapping the female ecosystem slowly but surely of all of their 13th chromosome.
In the core of the blood system. The heart. There is an abundance of tumblrite
This behaves strangely. Once a months worth of chromosomes have been collected in the blood stream. The mineral forces the heart to pump this blood to the ovaries to fuel next egg with concentrated chromoexcrement.
This is then expelled from the vagina over a week in the form of a dense red paste
This changes the hormone cycle drastically and gives them the strong urge. For the rest of their life. To become a fucking moron.
Girls that contain tumblrite happen to be called tumblrites, Because once the chromosomes are gone their classification from human changes

You know jess? She's become a tumblrite. She's shaved half her head and dyed it green. She thinks she doesnt need a dick to be a boy.

by Ihatepeople January 13, 2015

philadelphia tumbleweed

A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.

"What's that on your head?"

"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"

by BOH! January 30, 2008