tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Treebird

A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.

Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.

by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017

a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned

"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"

by desicraig July 2, 2009

Gimmeh tree fiddeh

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"

*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

by Gimmeh_tree_fiddeh October 14, 2009

Charlie Brown Tree

(n.) A sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. This can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.

"What the Hell is that thing leaning? Are those ornaments on a twig? Looks like someone decided to make a Charlie Brown tree for Christmas."

by tish_wyrd October 18, 2008

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

The Killing Tree

Side project of Rise Against lead vocalist Tim McIlrath and former Rise Against guitarist Todd Mohney. Their style was more hardcore than rise against, with the lyrics primarily being screamed and darker lyrics. They were active from 2000-2004, and released 2 EPs and one album. Bury Me at Makeout Creek (EP, 2000), The Romance of Helen Trent (full-length album, 2002), and We Sing Sin (EP, 2004).

Guy 1: hey have you heard of The Killing Tree?
Guy 2: you mean the awesome side project of Rise Against?
Guy 1: yeah, they kick ass

by hsrsryrfndsn August 5, 2011