tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Tom-bi

A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?

Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.

by TheTomcat May 15, 2016

Tom Flynn

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit

"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"

by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020

Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020

Tom Rogered

Promising over and over again that you'll be able to perform and still pulling out.

He totally Tom Rogered her after the plague rave last night.

by anonymous December 14, 2020