Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

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Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.

Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck

by Fraser94 March 6, 2016

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Tom Cardy

An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).

Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.

“Have you been productive today?”

“Bloody Oath. I’ve Tom Cardy’d it”

by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021

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