Tom Cardy

An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).

Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.

“Have you been productive today?”

“Bloody Oath. I’ve Tom Cardy’d it”

by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021

Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020

Tom Rosenthal

a legend.

Tom Rosenthal = legend.

by meistheone September 9, 2021