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gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.
Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.
by zachoff January 7, 2011
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poppin titties

Used to describe a females breasts when they look good in the attire she is wearing.
Joel: Hey Girl you have poppin titties!!!!

Girl: Ewwww
by O.E.D. September 20, 2012
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purty titties

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.
Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?
by teeeea December 9, 2012
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Orangutan Titties

Excessively droopy breasts that are so deflated the nipples point vertically south, instead of horizontally.
She's got orangutan titties. I don't trust nipples that won't look me in the eyes.
by xThunderKuntx May 30, 2016
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Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount
1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap
by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017
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Dip N Dot Titties

When the nipple is larger than the boob itself on a woman.
That Asian girl over there had dip n dot titties!
by WhiteIce17 July 19, 2007
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ass titties

A woman with a nice, round, juicy ass that is supple like big breasts.
Man, that girl got a ghetto booty like ass titties
by SonicBoom54 June 23, 2012
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