emil timmerman

Emil timmerman is a retarded league of legends player who is shit at the game

This player sucks dick he must be an Emil timmerman

by Suspect69 June 27, 2017

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griffin timer

When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.

Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers

by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018

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Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.

Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!

by Freggsmash May 15, 2019

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The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.

You: "Hey, it's my cherished Tim Tamberino!"

Him: "B-baka! You're not special to me or a-anything!"

by timlover1995 July 9, 2019

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One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

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