Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

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Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

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Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

by Mr.Rogers III June 5, 2011

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Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009

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A time traveling Man... Who is reported to be the oldest living man ever, and that was in the 1400's. He has been reported to have been sighted at the present time in North America, Asia, Europe and Africa. Current whereabouts: Unknown

Old Thomas Parr just google it....

by Chancedragon March 8, 2009

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Thomas Moore

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so open minded and lighthearted you can't help but picture forever with him. Something you'll never forget is his breathtaking smile. His eyes are absolutely mesmerizing, sparkling, deep, and pulling you in for a warm embrace. The light of your life, he's someone who will put you in front of himself. he's hard to move on from, so it's best to cherish every second you have with him.
Will you marry me?

Girl : he's being so sweet
Boy: he's such a Thomas Moore

by mooseisemma July 18, 2017

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