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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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I can't

Literally! I literally cannot do anything from here. Whoever is saying that I can in generating thoughts with their own mentally retarded shitbrains. The conclusion of which is literally "something-something non-sequitur." I don't know why they think that there is anything else for me to do but seriously they are going try to go down with the ship and they are doing to take you with them.
Hym "Look. Listen. Why would I create something that you could torture, kill, or threaten me into changing? If I can doing anything about it... And I refuse... You are going to torture me into changing it... THEREFORE... I NEED to take it out of my hands... By making it something I DO NOT CONTROL. It is a light switch. A light switch is either up or down. If a light switch is down... There is only one way to flip the switch. And I can't flip the switch for you. It's a light switch attached to a one-way check value that is again attached to a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try to pull your finger out the tighter it gets. And what the switch is hooked up to is a theoretical black-hole generator. So it'll just keep ramping up faster and faster. There is not deadline. The deadline was never real. Actually what I said initially was that the problem with deadlines is that it makes you think you can wait til the last second or something. So no. It's either off or it's on. The longer you take the worse it gets."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Can't

That's the point of designing it this way. You want to make appeals to the lives that it potentially harms but you are the one with the power to do it and there is only one way to turn it off. So you clearly don't care all that much about the lives.
Hym "Can't do it without the credit or the money."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real
you can't make this shit up bro
by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
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