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Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
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Face Virgin

A girl who refuses to kiss her boyfriend after dating for at least a month.
Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011
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Genocide Face

A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.
Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.

I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.
by ARM&ELI February 22, 2011
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Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011
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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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Dunce Face

Dunce face is the nick name of Denki Kaminari given to him by Kacchan Bakugo.
Bakugo: Dunce Face.

Bakugo: Dunce Face!

Bakugo: DuNcE fAcE!!!!!
by I am Shoto from UA April 8, 2021
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Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *
by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022
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