Jaden Jones

The best, most athletic, handsome, strongest, fastest, Wyoming Area Football player ever.

“Have you heard of Jaden Jones?”

“Who hasn’t hear of him.”

by Jaden Jones 60 June 11, 2022

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

Crick Jones

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head

Watchu lookin at crick jones?????

by RLOVE March 4, 2003

D Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

scrotum jones

Male prostitute / Elias

My name is scrotum Jones

by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017

Spencer-Jones

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.

Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit

by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019