Texas stupid

A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.

Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.

by Donnie2Light September 1, 2016

Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Texas Fireball

A Texas Fireball is where the dude covers his dick in hot sauce and does his girl in the ass.

...while screaming "Yeeeehaaaaw!!!"

Allison walked with a limp the entire week after receiving her first Texas Fireball.

by TexasFirebawl May 23, 2009

Round Rock, Texas

Round Rock is a city in Travis and Williamson counties in the U.S. state of Texas. It is part of the Austin–Round Rock–San Marcos metropolitan area. The 2009 census estimate places the population at 105,412. Located about 20 miles (32 km) north of downtown Austin, Round Rock shares a common border with Austin at SH 45. In August 2008, Money magazine named Round Rock as the seventh-best American small city in which to live. In a CNN article dated July 1, 2009, Round Rock was listed as the second-fastest growing city in the country, with a population growth of 8.2% in the preceding year. Round Rock is perhaps best known as the international headquarters of Dell, which employs approximately 16,000 people at its Round Rock facilities. The presence of Dell along with other major employers, a strong economic development program, favorable tax rates, and major retailers such as IKEA and a Premium Outlet Mall have turned Round Rock into a "super suburb".

Round Rock, Texas is a suburb of Austin, Texas and they are both awesome!

by ACUgirl August 2, 2011

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

Spring, Texas

Boring town filled with annoying pine tress and located north of H-Town. Population about 36,000. In their spare time, most kids there go hang out at The Woodlands Mall or get stoned.

Spring is gay. I can't wait to get out of here.

by ilovecheese April 29, 2005

Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005