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Technoblade

Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber who reached 3 million subscribers on October 16th, 2020.

Technoblade is also known as “Techno”, “TechnoThePig”, and “The Blade”. He tends to call other people nerds even though he is one. He also has sworn revenge against all orphans for killing his parents when he was a child out of jealousy.

Techno completes the “Holy Trinity” of Building, Redstone, and PvP in Minecraft along with Grian and Mumbo Jumbo.

Techno is part of a group called “Sleepy Bois Inc.” with streamers Wilbur Soot, Ph1LzA, and TommyInnit.

He has many notable achievements such as:

- Winning Minecraft Monday 4 times

- 1,400+ Bedwars winstreak

- Winning Minecraft Championships twice

- Participating in Minecraft Ultimate and getting 116 team kills, smashing the previous record of 19, 47 of which were his own. His team also raised $11,000 out of $36,000 for charity.

- Farmed 500 million potatoes in Hypixel Skyblock, winning the potato war by 88 million potatoes.

- Is the second best Skywars player

- Beat Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel.

- Defeated Dream, Skeepy, and Hypixel in a duel.

- Conquering the entire world on SMP Earth

Techno recently joined Dream’s SMP server to help Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, fellow members of Sleepy Bois Inc, to revolt against democratically elected leaders.

Technoblade’s current goal is to reach 10 million subscribers in order to get PIG rank on Hypixel, the most popular Minecraft Server
Someone: Who is the best at Minecraft PvP?
Sentient beings: Technoblade
by YeeBoiHasFoundYou October 27, 2020
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Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
by nostringer January 12, 2012
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Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012
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Technoblade

A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.
“Woah look at that badass
You mean Technoblade?”
by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019
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teaber

A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.
Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...
by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021
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Tech extremist

People opposing Mongolia who consume rare earth metals to enhance their physical prowess.

They steal uncles and force them to work in their illegal fishing farms around the world in their search for rare fish, and also use them to sabotage the Mongolia GDP in every way they can. They oppose illegal bug fights and take extreme measures to prevent them.
Hans: "The tech extremists are taking my uncle to work in metal mines in Central Asia!"
Luca Maxim: "This will not be tolerated in 2023."
by nbkseven November 1, 2022
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the manny will not be televised

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"
by lolunala July 1, 2020
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