taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

boar taint

The bitterness and delusion an aging man may develop, typically targeted towards females.

Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.

by Black Boyfriend October 26, 2015

Tainted Love

Something between me and my girlfriend.

Joe: This is pure tainted love between us..
Jess: Don't say that,we will be together forever!!!1oneone(way too much sarcasm in her voice)

by Fuckthepainaway April 11, 2005

Taint Deep

Fucking a girl so hard that one way or another your taint slaps upon hers.

Jamal was slamming Sherese so hard that he got taint deep.

by wutangclan4evr January 4, 2008

hard in the taint

going hard. a bro action with excessive strength.

"Bro a 70 second keg stand followed by puking and then more drinking"
"hard in the taint"

by dip skip June 18, 2012

taint licker

one who lickes the taint of another person.

graham, tyler, rader, you.

by sama April 28, 2003

tainted love

Something you get from a dirty whore.

I got some tainted love one time, and it still itches.

by I got crabs August 17, 2005