Taily

Taily is a legendary tale about the tailys tailies bongis and bonjis it first there was the taily with their enemy with the bongi, HOWEVER there were these UGLY ALIENS called the tailie and bonji which wanted to conquer the taily land and the bongi land and it was the best war of all time but in the end result the taily nation and the bongi nation won and knew that they would be better as one nation.

I made this all up without any source just my old friends.

Dad: here son let me tell you the book about the taily
Son: NO DAD NOT THAT STORY AGAIN I'VE HEARD IT LIKE 19 TIMES!
Dad: ok good night.

by The Golden Flare March 28, 2019

Whaley Tail

1.The act of having a highly volatile, explosive stomach.

We just ate and he is already in the bathroom! That guy must have Whaley Tail!

by M107 June 22, 2008

Scorpion Tail

Adjective: An extended snail trail that extends right around the gooch and up the arse crack where it the ascends up the back resulting in a curved scorpion tail formation.

Dude 1: Dude my snail trail is out of control, right up my back.

Dude 2: Mate you've got yourself a scorpion tail right there.

by Aspongeinmauve January 17, 2011

The tailgater

When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.

My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.

by 2x2 October 1, 2013

happy tail

When a dog wags their tail too much against a hard surface, resulting in a bloody-tipped tail. It is common in shelter animals.

I was at the shelter and this dog was super excited to see so many people that it ended up with happy tail.

by coolclaire75 March 15, 2016

sea cow tail

The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.

Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!

Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

Happy (Fairy Tail)

A blue cat who is the companion of Natsu Dragneel. He can summon wings from his back and fly around. Similar to Natsu, he is obsessed with food, specifically seafood. He is strong enough to carry Natsu as well, despite being much smaller than him.

"I cleared my mind of everything except for fish!" -Happy (Fairy Tail)

by CrystalJustice July 31, 2016