awkward taco 

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)

Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View

awkward taco by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011

yo quiero taco hell 

The impulsive desire to chomp on some low grade beef.. whilst showing no regard from where it came or what it actually is.

Mannn i'm drunk as hell and yo quiero taco hell

yo quiero taco hell by k0nflict June 4, 2009

taco salsa 

When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.

I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!

taco salsa by Feliciano August 21, 2006

soggy taco 

When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.

I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.

soggy taco by KoRnieK August 16, 2009

Spicy Taco

Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.

Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"

Spicy Taco by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011

Pop my taco 

When an underaged girl gets scammed by Ortega to make herself sound like a slut for mexican food, also cocks.

Ortega taco sauces makes my taco pop. Pop my taco!

Pop my taco by Max G October 20, 2008

tacoma 

1. a city in washington state. its fucking chill-ass town.

2. a badass truck made by toyota that can take heavy abuse.

"tacoma is an awesome town. right next to the beautiful puget sound, with the majestic coast ranges as a backdrop."

"my 4x4 taco will climb those coast ranges no problem."

tacoma by imma sexy maddabitch January 14, 2010