Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

tablewithkeys

Tablewithkeys is a tiktoker with over 900 followers and currently has 4096 likes.

I sure do hope tablewithkeys uploads today.

by skulltrooper October 29, 2019

Tablue

A sudden cry or remark expressing surprise, intense emotion, or pain. Typically used by IT professionals when encountering the cockwomblry of pseudo-tech influencers peddling ill-conceived or inaccurate recommendations to laggards based on zero requirements capture.

"Tablue! How can these muppets still think that data visualisation is application integration"
"Tablue! Who is going to support this nonsense?"
"This whole time I have been mispronoucing my industry leading product!!! Tablue!"

by Tech_Facepalm November 13, 2019

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Tabletude

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.

Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.

by Shinehead January 2, 2020

table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table

me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO

by pd_fi January 11, 2021

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021