Trump

Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.

Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets

I was in a hurry in the John. I ended up taking a Trump. I can barely zip my fly.

by laTrell November 6, 2018

Trump

A trump is an incompetent person, who is born into power.

They’re such a trump.

by Sgt Angel January 3, 2019

Trump

Can be used reflexively to replace shit or fuck. Regardless of noun or adjective use, the meaning will be understood.

What a trump show this has turned out to be.

Go trump yourself!

I have to take a huge trump on the Don John.

I’m going to trump you up!

by Fillip J Rye January 12, 2019

Trump

Idiot.

"DonaldTrump is an Idiot."

by LizzzzzzzzJuliaazzzzz January 31, 2019

trump

someone who is going to start ww3 thinks every thing revolves around him

look at that belly you mean trump

by c0qp March 12, 2019

Trump

An English word meaning the formal way to say fart, also the worst U.S. president, and a tall umpaloompa

Our president trump is a real trump

by Maxiiboi March 19, 2019

Trump

He is a gay umpa lumpa who wants some fuck though he is unable to get any doue to his orang skin
Wants to make America great again but cant

Trump

by Gotcha bitch69 May 28, 2019