tootenstein

Commonly used to describe a person who walks around all day farting or "tooting".

Phil - Damn man it smells so bad in here
John - Yeah Tootenstein just walked in

Amy - Josh is such a Tootenstein! Omg, he needs to lay off the laxatives!

by erterton June 10, 2010

toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Tooshuffle

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.

Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!

by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

Atomic Toot

A silent and seemingly minute fart that is instantanously smelt as soom as it leaves your buttcheeks. It has a lingering essence to it that can usually be smelled from clear across the room, house or classroom.

Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"

by Daravouchi October 11, 2013

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017

meat toot

When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.

Yo I heard Grace got eaten out by dimitri and she queefed in his mouth. She had a dirty meat toot

by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018