The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 08, 2023
"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background
It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"
The creator of the image is unkown
It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"
The creator of the image is unkown
Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-
Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
by HexCodec September 19, 2023
by nummyskully October 03, 2023
by TheEndDragon October 10, 2023
by Assilemann November 24, 2015