International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor

Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro

by ebilnoob December 8, 2023

Nonce

A paedophile

That guy named travis over there is a big fuckin strokey nonce haha

by CrazyManSam August 4, 2020

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595
Defo touches children

Stop being an nonce TheArtfulWojer#7595

by Jo99y April 25, 2022

Nonce

This is from UK Slang, and it means "Not of Normal Criminal element", a paedophile just so you know, a lot of English people use it and sometimes say it to their mates. You don't really want to be called it, so yeah, just watch out :)

"Person 1: That Jimmy Saville bloke was a right nonce, disgusting man"
"Person 2: He was!"

by PluginUK March 3, 2017

Nonce

The meaning of nonce is ur dad

An example would would be You- hi dad how many kids have you got in the back of ur van - ur fat nonce dad oh son only 5

by Killallshitskins12 November 7, 2021

Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025