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Heat seater

A sexual maneuver, mainly used for male masturbation, where the seat heater in a car is left on while jacking off to singe ones balls.
Billy felt nervous about attempting a heat seater in a public parking lot.
by Curufin July 19, 2014
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Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat October 23, 2011
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heat-seater

shitting yourself in a car without seat heaters
My ass was freezing, so I gave myself a heat-seater.
by bishpants April 21, 2009
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heat seater

another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front passenger seats in cars.
a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!
by rocknro8907 January 3, 2012
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Sleater-Fatty

Singular: "Sleater-Fatty" Usually a rotund Indie Rock Girl, usually a lesbian with a mean disposition to those around her.

Plural: "Sleater-Fatties" A large number of women who would be considered Sleater-Fatty.
Man, that Sleater-Fatty really pissed me off this morning when she was paying for a cup of cofee with a check.
by TCG February 14, 2006
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Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.
Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.
by ophelia3 October 5, 2009
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Sweatering

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.
by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012
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