One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
Get the E Sports Sadboymug. by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the TikTok sportsmug. by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022
Get the Sport Runmug. by DaniellaR November 11, 2017
Get the Sportmug. Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.
by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022
Get the Sportingmug. by wordluver27 October 12, 2017
Get the sports trainermug. It's in the game
"Hey man, you want to play football"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
by Spaghetti Stevo January 22, 2020
Get the EA Sportsmug.