Sirendextrous

The ability to get your lover off with either hand.

She asked what side of the bed I preferred. I said it didn’t matter as I’m sirendextrous thus can make her cum multiple times with either hand.

by Evil 212 November 2, 2025

Spareable

When you don’t throw a strike in bowling but your leave in something that can be picked up for a spare.

At least I left something that is spareable

by Lougan December 2, 2025

Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer

What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

Gypsy Spare

Has to do with bowling. When bowling and you miss every pin on the first try and on your second bowl of the frame you hit every pin and get a spare, thus getting a gypsy spare. Named after gypsy waterford the most famous gypsy of them all.

Ahhh must be nice gypsy, you got a gypsy spare i remember when I did that.

by Atmosphere503 June 6, 2011

Back Siren

When you approach a girl from the back and she looks hot, but when you finally see her from the front, you notice that she is not good looking for some reason (butter face, acne problems, no breasts).

That girl I thought was banging from the back, but her face was gross and I lost all interest. She was a back siren for sure

by Thereare4lights June 16, 2012

sausage soiree

A party where all the attendees are men who have group sex with each other, but in a classy environment.

Bruce hired caterers to serve food to all of the naked, erect guests at his sausage soiree.

by RadicalDelusion July 16, 2014

Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .

Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"

by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015