Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

Sloppy spaghetti by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018

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Tinned Spaghetti

If a man smells like tinned spaghetti, it is the greatest compliment you can give. It means he has a fat hog

Chloe - "You smell like tinned spaghetti"

Reuben - *blushes*

Tinned Spaghetti by fattest yeets June 10, 2018

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Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

Flying spaghetti monster by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018