Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

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Spaghetti Demon

Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"

Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?

by Eric The Philosopher May 24, 2017

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eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

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Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021

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spaghetty

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

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