That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

the santa snap

a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.

... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!

by Aaron and Rosie November 5, 2003

Snap Sexing

Sending nudes over snapchat.

Dude, what did i just see on your screen?

Me and Andrea are snap sexing.
Nice.

by kingdave777 December 6, 2012

Snap-crackle-pop

Mild exclamation generally used to express disappointment, surprise or excitement. Used in place of the oft-used term "snap" in order to establish one's difference from the norm (i.e, their individuality).

Person A: My car just died.
Person B: Oh, snap-crackle-pop, that sucks.

by Somnambulizt June 12, 2007

snap

The substitute for the word "shit".

Oh Snap! I forgot to bust a cap in jimmys ass last night.

by Travis December 5, 2002

snap dance

An tradional african-american dance that ignant niggas be doin in da hoodz.

Fajeekwa, Kajuba, Holanda did the snap dance just like in that lil jon video.

by cube23 July 27, 2006

Snap Flip

The sexiest new way to flip homes for a profit. Snap Flip was designed by HGTV’s stars Drew Levin and Danny Perkins.

I wanted to earn money in real estate so I did a snap flip.

Snap flipping houses is a lot easier than I thought it would be.

by socialmaster42 September 29, 2017