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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The feeling a animal owner gets when feeling the tactile sensation of petting a cat or a dog that causes the owner overwhelming amounts of baby talking to said animal from touch or sight of petting and cuddling
Girl omg ur cat Lucy is so cute I love her

Guy yeah I guess you could she really creates a simpsation lol
by anonymous November 26, 2025
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Situationship

Situationship
Situationship describes someone in a situation with another person, usually romantic
by TRACYDCB November 28, 2025
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whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.
That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.
by joshy rotten October 17, 2008
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
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