Toy Shopping

When a couple shops for sex toys together in person or online. Often a fun, sexy way to explore each other and learn about desires and kinks.

I would never hav known you were into nipple clamps if we hadn't gone toy shopping.

by max the explorer January 26, 2026

pancake stomping

When you go to waffle stomp, but you miss the drain so you stomp it in the floor.

Yesterday I was doing my usual waffle stomp but I ended up pancake stomping instead, shower bomb.

by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

chomo stomping

To do a public service that the American justice system fails to do. To stomp on chomo's heads until it splits open like a dropped watermelon.

Hey neighbor if your not busy tonight you are welcome to join me amd the guys, we are going downtown and do some chomo stomping.

by For a brighter tomorrow March 13, 2025

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Screen Shopping

Window shopping but on a device.

I was screen shopping for Christmas gift ideas.

by Bri. April 25, 2025

Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)

J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out

by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025