The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
shit-shocking
This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself
This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself
1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"
by Bobbinog July 11, 2009
A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.
by Modisanigga July 16, 2014
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
usually originating from the 2000s to late 2010s, a shock video is categorized by something that can come across as shocking, gross, insane, and/or homicidal. shock videos usually include illegal acts or just plain disgusting content that lives up to its name; to shock, disturb, and harm.
Joel: “Damn, I need a good website to see some shock videos.”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”
by novaxyro January 20, 2025
when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.
It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.
by victimeyes October 13, 2021