kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.

Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!

by lucyfur April 11, 2008

hey shampoo

an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.

The hey shampoos next door need to be quiet, its pretty late and i gots work tomorrow

by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008

SAMPERCAIT

(a verb): to drive around aimlessly for hours with two other (specific) people in the car with your heads out the windows blasting Bon Jovi and the Smashing Pumpkins while eating canned beats, pickles and Triscuits.

Hey guys, grab the cooler and your CD collection - We're going SAMPERCAITING.

by Man In Blue September 21, 2009

Samplegaze

A genre of music in which repetitive samples are the primary musical element. The genre was perfected and popularized by Panda Bear's 'Person Pitch' and Animal Collective's 'Merriweather Post Pavillion' albums. It often sounds "wet", trancelike, sometimes dreamy, and borrows elements of Dub and IDM.

The song "My Girls" by Animal Collective is probably the best samplegaze song ever written.

by M.Z.G. September 4, 2010

Simple-sample

A boring normal person that you just want to slap.

Basic bitches=simple-sample

by Iced dozen May 3, 2021

Sampaguita

sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:

- whoreing herself out to bands

- sucking cock for crack

- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style

there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.

hey, dude, sampaguita is tossin' the salad for free behind subways!

by lol i dunno February 26, 2008

scamp

Shorten version of scamper, another cocaine slang

"hey man give me another scamp"
"that was some good scamp you got"

by Rip Chikkin January 15, 2004