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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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cream seat interior

the act of a male ejaculating in a females asshole
"Damn i heard Jacob gave Kaitlin a cream seat interior"
by creamseatinterior May 23, 2017
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Daddy Seat

daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.

The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.

synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack
My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.
by jrgdc May 31, 2017
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seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.
You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.
by Kswaggo November 10, 2017
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seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018
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Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017
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The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death
John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat
by innocentexile June 14, 2016
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