irritable scowl syndrome

A common ailment afflicting misanthropic people. Symptoms include dirty looks, sarcasm, belittling and sighs of disgust.

I'm sorry I seem like a bitch, I suffer from irritable scowl syndrome... asshole.

by Slewbert March 16, 2014

Sonic Screwdriver

A gourmet blend of Bud Light Lime, Sunny D, a splash of aged bongwater, and a shot of Jack Daniels. Most potent when served with a prescription to Xanax.

"Garrett and I downed at least 3 Sonic Screwdrivers before we started to really wig out."

by PhallicBaldwin September 1, 2014

dirty screwdriver

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket

Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver

by .....,......:: January 18, 2016

the marker screw you effect

A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.

Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect

by angrypsycho May 13, 2010

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw)

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

screw yo mama

To Screw One's Mother

"I Just Screwed Yo' Mama For Five Bucks"

by Tyler M. June 1, 2005